An Update Long Overdue

So yes this update is long overdue. PS. Howard says hi to everyone -_-. But anyway. I'm in a Removable Prosth. lecture now (oops) :(

ANYWAY. What motivated me to update after so long was a really classic lecture I had yesterday (how sad I know). Oh, and the fact that typing this out is keeping my mind off the fact that I need to go to the toilet, NOW. >_<

ANYWAY - For this to be really funny you have to have some background on my lecturer.

He's probably 30 - 40 years old (late 30 ish) except he's like a big 15 year old kid. Asian, with a really fob asian accent and glasses. Kind of reminds me of

Scenario 1
Lecturer Dr. X is talking about his previous experiences as a paediatric dentist (child/teenage dentistry). Dr. X was telling us how to relate to teenagers and he brought up a situation whereby once in his life he gained the confidance ?? of one of his teenaged patient that told him 'secrets' (exact words) and he mentioned how this might lead to legal problems. He also mentioned that in such incidences to just talk to them as adults and treat them like you would your friends. I quote.

Dr. X: Once, I had a patient that told me that he had sex. In such cases, you should share your experiences with the patient (insert very asian accent here).

Everyone just cracks up laughing.

Scenario 2
Dr. X: Gooordoon..if you do not open your mouth..i will go out with your MMARRDA..

Scenario 3
Dr. X: Please be specific when you tell your patients to open their mouths... Last time I told someone to open, they opened up their legs instead

This was just too disturbing for words =X