Creepy Crawlies

Strange noises have been emanating from my housemate's room now for about 10 minutes - 10 minutes of which I have just assumed she employed a jet plane and is zooming around our level of the apartment.

She just informed me that an insect in her laptop is making that noise *weird facial expression here*

INSECT?

If there's one thing on this earth I can't tolerate, it's insects. *eurgh*

It started when I was a kid and I watched this movie about like a man turned fly and his rottweiler that turned into a mutant. It made me cry cos they were mean to the rottweiler and my dog at that time (Bambi) was a rottweiler *tear (click here to read about the movie)

Anway i'm diverging, let me get back to the topic at hand (why are you guys so distracting, like seriously!)

So... what if there was an insect in her laptop? Living under the keys and quick enough to like escape the poundings of my housemate's fingers? (We should make her do one of those speed-typing programs so she pounds the guts out of that insect!.... or maybe.... not). Maybe it could breed and there could be this whole colony of flesh eating insects under her laptop! ewww!

Speaking of which, the pantry has been invaded by a colony of thingys that fly that kind of look like moths. They had their larvae in our old jasmine rice (I shall boycott jasmine rice from today onwards) and... I'm not quite sure where they laid their eggs this time... but safe to say I will not be touching the pantry for abit.

insects. YUCK. I'm getting mental images now of colonies of killer insects in michelle's laptop, moth eating stuff in the pantry, centipedes crawling out of the bath faucet and omg my scalp is itching *grimace*

i HATE insects.

Adding a requirement to boyfriend material - cannot be scared of insects. yuck.yuck.yuck.yuck.