Thigh Rants

So... I step into Valleygirl, Perth city Spot pretty navy blue and brown pants (I'm sick of black pants). Grab a size 10. Walk into change room. Puts it on. Turns around to look at large posterior section. * Pants drop * errr... ok. Walks out (with skirt on) and grab a size 8. Walk back into change room, amidst people giving me death glares because I-am-taking-too-damn-bloody-long, and why-did-you-walk-out-of-the-change-room-and-leave-your-stuff-inside-you-asian! ..... yeah, you get the idea.

* Puts size 8 pants on *

It fits !! Turns around, and posterior section becomes ABNORMALLY large (omgwtf why is it so hard to buy pants)

WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE A SIZE 9 FOR ME !

On another note......



Like, I found this in David Jones, right next to Vera Wang: Beauty. .... errrrrr.

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